Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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