Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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