Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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