Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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