I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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