Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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