Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
