38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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