Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
