One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I take back everything I said about communal showers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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