So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
did you just send me my own nude
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize