god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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