i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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