ugly people sure do ruin things
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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