when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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