Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
where are you?
Hypothermia
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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