Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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