You're earring is so big in my mouth
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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