genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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