More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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