i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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