Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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