What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
