guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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