i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
