"it" just moved
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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