it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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