It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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