so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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