Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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