You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
ugly people sure do ruin things
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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