just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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