We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
party gras won. party gras always wins.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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