So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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