people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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