She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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