Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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