dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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