We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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