the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
