Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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