We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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