Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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