I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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