i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
