He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
A+ Viking dick
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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