My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't think brook has ever known best
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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