Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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