she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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