But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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