i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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