ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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