I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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