if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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