singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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