Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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