I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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