I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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