i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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